Home Sweet Home

•May 30, 2011 • Leave a Comment

I know these are from February or something.

These pictures took so long to load, but every time I went back to the window and a new dress was revealed by this pathetically slow internet I made a little whimper of pain…I mean, one can’t make love to a dress on a computer screen, after all.

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•May 13, 2011 • Leave a Comment

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Stolen Hearts Club!

•May 10, 2011 • Leave a Comment

This is something I'm gonna email my mum with...


•May 4, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Man this guy knows how to dress. Like, how to wear clothes.

Jessica, please come and come and come again.

•May 4, 2011 • Leave a Comment

If I ever got an invitation to the Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City, I think I would have a simultaneous orgasm and collapse. I think this event displays more inventive, stylish and generally cool fashion than any other – including the Oscars and like, Anna Wintour’s birthday or something.

This year they had an Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty tribute, which was entirely fitting. However as I’ve been slowly but surely getting drunk off all of the images being posted, I cannot help but notice two things:

1) Stella McCartney seems to be the designer of choice, notwithstanding, the clothes are sumptuous, but I thought that there would be more McQueen creations swanning around, and;

2) The Chanel pieces are somewhat gross. I don’t know, Chanel is my favourite design house, and while the outifts worn were quintessentially Chanel, they just seemed plain ugly.

3) Not as ugly as Kristin Stewart and her sack-like Proenza Schouler gown. It looked like she was wearing a hippy curtain. And she looked fat. Urgh I just despise her so much.

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Without a doubt though, Eva Mendes in that Stella McCartney blue fabulouso creation…just the best dressed. The sexiest woman. The most beautiful colour. Oh Gawd.

Mariano Fortuny delightful fox.

•May 2, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Mariano Fortuny just wants to make me scream with happiness. I love these dresses. I saw one originally on OMG that dress and I just decided it would be something I would wear to the Oscars. Yeewww.

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My skin is getting pale again. What do I wear to make pale skin look good?

Eyes and eyes

•May 1, 2011 • Leave a Comment

I’ve never really been a huge connoisseur of sunglasses. Living in Australia, that seems odd. I think I went through a phase in high school where I bought about a million pairs of $6 ‘Brigitte Bardot inspired’ sunglasses -the bigger the better.

These sexy 1980s Dior sunglasses at the 5 Ways Antique Emporium are a bit of wonderfulness.